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Response to: Tag Search Update Posted July 4th, 2023 in NG News

Thank me for my service Tom

Response to: Bug Reports Thread Posted May 6th, 2023 in Where is / How to / Help!

yeah just tried, still error with WMVs

Response to: Bug Reports Thread Posted May 6th, 2023 in Where is / How to / Help!

plz fix i like wmv lmao

Response to: Bug Reports Thread Posted May 6th, 2023 in Where is / How to / Help!

oh looks like MP4s work fine, just not WMVs lol weird

Response to: Bug Reports Thread Posted May 6th, 2023 in Where is / How to / Help!

i mean just movies i can upload games fine looks like


theyre just WMV files like usual

Response to: Bug Reports Thread Posted May 6th, 2023 in Where is / How to / Help!

its doing it for anything i try to upload frik

Response to: Bug Reports Thread Posted May 5th, 2023 in Where is / How to / Help!

Windows 10, google chrome, same as always but for some reason have error now


iu_964329_2054704.webp


strange , i tried edge got same eror i think with that browser X_X

Response to: Bug Reports Thread Posted May 5th, 2023 in Where is / How to / Help!

i cant upload movie here it says error chek ur conection help??

Response to: General and Politics Posted March 29th, 2023 in NG News

shud change, -> General to JARE-neral, since, my name is Jare,


imo,

Response to: Game engine Posted March 28th, 2023 in Game Development

construct 2 or contruct 3 or unity with playmaker are my favorites for ppl with no brain cells good luck

Response to: Newgrounders! Share your school stories! Posted March 1st, 2023 in General

we were dissecting huge trout fish in marine bio in HS 13 years ago,


when no one was looking, i took the massive cut up fish and put it inside my coat,


i went to the bathroom,


and put the huge fish in the urinal


its the coolest thing ive ever done


also im a silly person

Response to: Advice Posted March 1st, 2023 in General

dont get adicted to p*rn


highschool was fun college sucks


this wolrd is hell and nothing here matters anyways just get your soul ready for the rapture soon


Response to: Batman Begins. Posted March 1st, 2023 in General

bring me


THE BAT

Response to: Holy crap guys Posted March 1st, 2023 in General

holy crap lois

Response to: Atheists Posted March 1st, 2023 in General

chekmate atheists

Response to: THE BBS MAKES THEIR OWN CEREAL BRAND! Posted March 1st, 2023 in General

fart-o's

Response to: NG Fests 2023 Short Story Contest! Posted March 1st, 2023 in Writing

The Gay Little Fart


One summer morning, tom fulp had too much coffee and began farting uncontrollably, he farted day and night


HOWEVER, one night, his fart CAME TO LIFE, fulp looked down at this little baby fart and aid "fartochio, is that you???"


fartochio ran out of the home ashamed of being a gay little fart boy, he ran so far away,


he met a strange jewish man, who said he cud take fartochio to Fart Pleasure Island, Fartochio was drugged with alcohol by the man and agreed to go to fart island.


when he got to the island, he was turned into an ASS (Donkey) and he kept farting as an ass all the time.


true love broke the donkey curse and he ran off the island into a boat,


in the boat a big farting storm came, and a huge fart whale came to him and ATE him Whole


while in ther whale, fartochio prayed, and he also had a little cockroach on his shoulder which helped guide him, the cockroach told him to pray harder


fartochios father FULP appeard in the dark whale stomach and they lit a fire and got out of the whale and lived happy


ever after


one day JARE came to their house and threw a molotov coktail at it and they all died, also jare had d\a KK K costume on WTF since he hated all farts


the end


@ethanblair @ninjamuffin99 @antidanty

Response to: Emotes that Newgrounds should add. Posted February 22nd, 2023 in General

fart emoji or snowman emoji idk

Response to: The worst kind of person. Posted February 22nd, 2023 in General

the e star person with more folowers than me

Response to: What used to scare you as a kid? Posted February 22nd, 2023 in General

At 2/15/23 12:24 PM, trenzin191 wrote: grandma used to say that If i was a bad boy, this man would kidnap me, Throw me in the big bag he carries on his back and eat my lungs :(


thats clearly fulp



im over-braindead

Response to: Erm... Drunkgecko Posted February 17th, 2023 in General

hell never recover from this


do fulp next

Response to: POV Posted February 17th, 2023 in General

we shud plan a NG comunity fart!


for example, on FEB 18 AT MIDNIGHT, we all fart at the stroke of midnight! thatd be epicc


then we colect the audio from each user nad put it in a video colab or sometghing!

Response to: Treasure Hunt 2023! Posted February 11th, 2023 in NG News

i didnt work on it at all he just used my music for it

Response to: Treasure Hunt 2023! Posted February 10th, 2023 in NG News


fidis's stuff is really good quality!

Response to: Ninjamuffin HAS been arrested!! Click here! Posted February 6th, 2023 in General

At 2/6/23 07:34 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
At 2/6/23 07:26 PM, War-Bear wrote: funkos are lame imo lol
My girlfriend thinks I'm cool.

she doesn't have the best judgement, though.


i dont think u can call a transgender boy a GF tho can you?


BREAKING : Ninjamuffin HAS been arrested earlier this morning for


Loitering


when interviewed by police he had this to say:


"even if im in jail none of u beter come to my house and steal my epic funko pops from out of my room!"


when asked if he was actually gay, he said -


"idk dude im only love my funkos' "


your thoughts???

Response to: Newgrounds is just a gay porn site now totally pathetic Posted February 5th, 2023 in General

At 2/5/23 02:03 AM, BUM-DRILLER wrote: Can someone just tell me, were the last 4 pages just different variations of “hey sex sells” and the oh so clever “we’ve always been a gay porn site” quip?

At 2/5/23 01:17 AM, ZabuJard wrote:
At 2/4/23 11:47 PM, S3C wrote: ngl ZabuJard's George Floyd Fantasy Simulators cured my gay porn addiction
i like this game idea.
They legit have a published book of George Floyd creepy pasta tales. Yes they compiled them together and a publisher thought it was a good idea to distribute them in ink form.


anything about george floyd is funny to me


i think its not funny to you because youre still owned by the system


fulps little puppet so to speak


stay blessed

Response to: Newgrounds is just a gay porn site now totally pathetic Posted February 5th, 2023 in General

At 2/4/23 11:47 PM, S3C wrote: ngl ZabuJard's George Floyd Fantasy Simulators cured my gay porn addiction


i like this game idea.

Response to: Newgrounds is just a gay porn site now totally pathetic Posted February 4th, 2023 in General

At 2/4/23 06:40 AM, TapathyWR wrote:
At 2/4/23 06:34 AM, sackydzNG wrote:
also calling NG pathetic is a crime against God and Tom Fulp
Hey I guessed how old you are just from this last sentence. Also you're a tad young to be joining porn discussions.


lmao she/ THEY


theyself needs to be a bit older to comment on THIS adult discussion dewds


meTHEYnks doth protest too much