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Response to: Tell me about your first game! Posted 13 days ago in Game Development

Sorry for the advertisement, but this is my "first game."

It's actually a sequel to a longlost game on Mediafire called Death Command.

Response to: is it ok to remake club penguin? Posted 13 days ago in Game Development

Your title being a reference to "Club" and "Penguin" isn't a bad idea but why not like, "The Avian Crew," because using latin in a game title is going to be ridiculed. Anything past 7 letters pushes it. That's the sad part. Look no further than phantasmaphobia, which I misspelled.

My GMod Maps Posted 13 days ago in Game Development

Response to: im using macromedia flash 5 Posted 3 weeks ago in Animation

Flash 8 is superior. I still have my old (actually legal) copy from 2007 still on my old partitions

Response to: Thoughts On Homestuck? Posted November 7th, 2023 in Animation

I used to kind of like Homestuck, but looking into the lore of John Egbert, his story, people who helped make the "adventure," I think Andrew Hussie actually owes me some explanations. If you look at John's homestuck beta birthday, that's my exact same birthday (down to the day and year), very similar style to how I look. In some way, I thought this was like, about me or something.

I'm not saying I roleplay it, or LARP or FLARP or whatever ARP you want to call it. I had a life circumstance that quite literally followed the entire comic up to my own situation. It didn't even strike me until a certain point but I realized that apparently John and "certain fan favorite troll" wind up doing something and the comments in the topic make you think about how gross it is that he bangs some agender teen when he's in his 20s.

In fact, once I became totally sober and re-read the story, and thought about my own circumstances, I felt like (as I stated earlier), Andrew Hussie owes me some explanations. And money. And admittance someone was tugging on my life story, which made me want to keep my family around with the idea that the story is about unification or something.

And then it was a stark reminder that my family hates me, doesn't like me for being expressive, and wouldn't entertain any of these games/comics/stories.

If you cannot wrap your head around the story, I understand, it's not REALLY that confusing if you think about specifically what the story is telling. Apparently, people are only now realizing that the language (Specifically ENGLISH) is following everyone and no one noticed that this is why Ol Cal is not your Pal.

You might think you're safe when you play that funny neutral endzone you're in, but you're on the wrong side of the field my brothers and sisters and whatnots. "He" is always behind you. That is, the language itself, will destroy you in due time. That's the actual message in Homestuck. *BLANK wasn't killed by fighting a vicious battle at the end. *BLANK was killed and erased in the Meat version because he got tossed in jail and his reputation got burned.

That's kind of what the story is saying. Your words will be used against you.

Response to: BBS Awards 2023 : Nominations Posted November 7th, 2023 in Where is / How to / Help!

User of the year

@Krinkels


Best poster

@TomFulp

Oddball

Mr @Goryblizzard

that's about all i've got, see you guys in a long time prob

The Customer is Always Right! Posted November 5th, 2023 in Video Games

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For those of you who have literally NOT waited patiently for me to make a sprite game, I ended up clonking my head at a store I worked at and ended up coming up with this crazy game idea about what it would be like if I combined Undertale, Earthbound, and FNAF into a title.


For those of you who also DON'T know who I am, I'm a hometown resident of Lewiston, Maine (the recent place where shootings happened). I don't want to live here anymore due to that. So I'm kind of going all in with this one.

I was the original @Voltage on the site who uploaded the Saviors series and was at the 2015 NG party with mr @TomFulp if I need some brownie points on this post. I know I shouldn't be advertising, but I have technically been here since 2003. TCIAR is a title I worked on by myself and made in about a month with some stuff leftover from the demo.

Here's where this topic gets cool. The demo is literally a self-contained game with a demo of the first day of my game waiting for you at the end. Come live a nightmarish experience as you literally play my existence in a video game!

Response to: Low Poly Day Brainstorming Posted July 2nd, 2023 in NG News

At 7/2/23 08:17 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 6/29/23 08:00 PM, VoltDenatsu wrote: on november 8th, 1980, the first 3D game was released. Which was Battlezone. Food for thought.
That is an interesting video game fact. Who knew they were thinking about 3D back in 1980.


What I think is impressive is that in 1980 we had calculated 3 axis in computers that could be controlled. When you think about it, only 20 years prior we still had whole server rooms for maybe 1 MB of RAM. By the end of the 80s, I know that feeling of the rumored 10 MB hard drive and the rest was history. So storing all of that under 1 MB to begin with should be considered a feat.

Response to: Low Poly Day Brainstorming Posted June 29th, 2023 in NG News

on november 8th, 1980, the first 3D game was released. Which was Battlezone. Food for thought.

Mr Robot is the best show on TV Posted December 30th, 2022 in General

I actually can't remember an episode I didn't watch. Before Inside Job, Christian Slater was a dad for another mad genius in Mr Robot.

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Response to: French waiters be like Posted December 30th, 2022 in General

"WAIT?!

Do I look like a waiter?!"

Response to: Dragostea din tei AKA Numa Numa Posted December 30th, 2022 in General

At 12/30/22 02:36 AM, DimTheEndermanYT wrote: National Anthem for the Internet
2004 - 2012

Numa numa yey


Numa numa actually started on Newgrounds. Real fact.

Response to: Breaking Bad Posted December 30th, 2022 in General

At 12/29/22 12:06 PM, Maltos wrote:
At 12/29/22 11:59 AM, ItsLom wrote: Breaking Bad is a great show, but what scene do you personally think is the greatest of the entire series?
I've never seen it

I feel like I should watch it
but but but...


jus do eet

Response to: my half life shitpost collection Posted December 30th, 2022 in General

welcome to ng 17

its safer here

Response to: 2022 Year-End Recap! Posted December 30th, 2022 in NG News

psst, tom,


madness live action announcement?

Response to: I gotta know Posted December 30th, 2022 in General

At 12/30/22 02:23 AM, Wegra wrote:
At 12/30/22 02:12 AM, VoltDenatsu wrote:
At 12/30/22 02:11 AM, Wegra wrote: No that wasnt me. I dont even know how to ski.

Was it a doppleganger?
It had to be, i made eye contact with the imposter and thought "oh shit, Wegra knows what job I do for my mundane pay."
Also isnt skiing for like rich people?


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Response to: Are you seeing? Posted December 30th, 2022 in General

Yeah, Sakurai is semi retiring!!

Response to: Fuck AI art! Posted December 30th, 2022 in General

apparently AI art did this for me

my game

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into

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Response to: Pencil in the ass? Posted December 30th, 2022 in General

At 12/30/22 02:12 AM, CupcakeMuffins wrote:
At 12/30/22 02:10 AM, VoltDenatsu wrote:
At 12/30/22 02:10 AM, CupcakeMuffins wrote:
At 12/30/22 02:08 AM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 12/29/22 04:43 PM, CupcakeMuffins wrote: what happens if you shove the metal end of a pencil up your ass? What will happen?
You'll most likely erase your butthole while doing so. You can draw yourself a new one, but it will never be the same.
Can I redraw it with a customizable pleasure center?
No, already tried, that's what surgery is for
Are you a surgeon?
I spent all my money on pencils after a recent discovery and can’t afford normal surgery.


this is a fascinating question but believe it or not i do surgery with my mouth and can turn anything into a beautiful vietnamese woman who willvdo what they want with their new found sense of independence

Response to: I gotta know Posted December 30th, 2022 in General

At 12/30/22 02:11 AM, Wegra wrote: No that wasnt me. I dont even know how to ski.

Was it a doppleganger?


It had to be, i made eye contact with the imposter and thought "oh shit, Wegra knows what job I do for my mundane pay."

Response to: Pencil in the ass? Posted December 30th, 2022 in General

At 12/30/22 02:10 AM, CupcakeMuffins wrote:
At 12/30/22 02:08 AM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 12/29/22 04:43 PM, CupcakeMuffins wrote: what happens if you shove the metal end of a pencil up your ass? What will happen?
You'll most likely erase your butthole while doing so. You can draw yourself a new one, but it will never be the same.
Can I redraw it with a customizable pleasure center?


No, already tried, that's what surgery is for

Response to: Pencil in the ass? Posted December 30th, 2022 in General

Response to: Having a bad day? Posted December 30th, 2022 in General

proud of u

Response to: kelzad thread Posted December 30th, 2022 in General

At 12/30/22 01:57 AM, LittleLuckyLink wrote:
At 12/30/22 01:48 AM, VoltDenatsu wrote:
At 12/29/22 02:27 PM, Mrg19998 wrote:
kelzad
hi, 18 years I've been in the madness community, I will vouch for a plethora of people when I say

No. Stop.
where can get maddness ticky sprite??????????????????????????? PLZ


A familiar friend

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only real madness og's can possibly understand this

Response to: I've got blue balls Posted December 30th, 2022 in General

fard

then

shid on tha flor

everyboby do thu dinostaur

Response to: I was smart ass without realizing Posted December 30th, 2022 in General

At 12/30/22 01:52 AM, DrunkGecko wrote: At my old job, my manager said "Political Correctness is the worst thing to happen to America"
And just out of instinct I responded with "I mean, 9/11 was a pretty big deal"


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Response to: kelzad thread Posted December 30th, 2022 in General

At 12/30/22 01:51 AM, olskoo wrote:
At 12/30/22 01:48 AM, VoltDenatsu wrote:
At 12/29/22 02:27 PM, Mrg19998 wrote:
kelzad
hi, 18 years I've been in the madness community, I will vouch for a plethora of people when I say

No. Stop.
are you a dream killer why say that


They must learn which elder gods to give praise to. The green-eyed one is fallen on the level of Mist.


At 12/30/22 01:47 AM, DingleberryClock wrote:
I almost wasn't offended by this, but then I realized you're talking that way about me to a brony.

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Response to: kelzad thread Posted December 30th, 2022 in General

At 12/29/22 02:27 PM, Mrg19998 wrote:
kelzad


hi, 18 years I've been in the madness community, I will vouch for a plethora of people when I say

No. Stop.


At 12/30/22 01:43 AM, DingleberryClock wrote:
At 12/30/22 01:31 AM, Yomuchan wrote:
At 12/30/22 01:09 AM, TailsPrower wrote: It wasn't a threat. But you keep fucking around, criminal scum. You'll find out.
Don't let them get to you. They're only so confident because the feds are holding their hand. The moment an upstanding citizen corners 'em, though? The gongfei realize the hard fact that all the bail money sourced from crooked organizations cannot bring the dead to life and start making making funny sounds.

Like this.

It's no wonder they want the general public disarmed lolololololol
Jesus, you really like the taste of koolaid, don't you?


tails you are forgetting that dingleberryclock is part of the clock crew, you are almost taking a barney bunch animation at philosophical face value here