Greetings comrades.

I, D-ray, am a freelance programmer, artist, animator and writer, primarily focused on making games (I'm also very good looking and intelligent, but I don't think it matters in this context).

As you probably noticed, "composer" is not on the list, as the closest thing to me "producing music" is when I'm in dire need to release a flatulence.

To cut things short, technically I do already have a trusted composer, but he's currently occupied with studies.

So I'm looking for another one who wants to make music for a small project of mine. Keep in mind that I'd prefer someone who doesn't currently make music PROFESSIONALLY, but someone who's just looking for a place to make experiences and, eventually, get better.

Professionals are fine too of course, but if I find someone as good as you, and it's a freelancer instead of a professional, I'll be more prone in choosing him/her.

I don't think I need to tell you, but this game project is for Newgrounds, so you won't earn anything but experience points from this (which is still pretty cool I guess).

So, if you think you've got the time, guts and the requirements to work with the undersigned, hit me up with a private message here on Newgrounds.

You can answer me or post stuff here too if you want to show off, but if we get in touch, I'll share you informations ONLY privately.

Have a good one comrades.

Power.

Hey Tom, do you have an update on the matter? I tried to fix the bio of the project again today but it still gives me the same glitch...

Gmail muh, treating my well written e-mails like spam...

Anyway, thanks for answering Tom, I've sent you the script/author description as reply on Gmail.

Hey, comrades.

So I've been trying to properly post my latest poop drawing for the last two days, but there's a weird and rather annoying glitch that keeps messing up with the description.

Basically, the publish page keeps spamming me the character limit pop up, saying that "Long description can not exceed 12288 characters".

However, the description still has 1000+ characters to spare when it's done.

The weird thing, is that if there are 2000+ characters to spare instead of 1000+, it lets me save the project: the EVEN weirder thing, is that when I change some text from Normal to Italics (or Bold), it says that "Long description can not exceed 12288 characters" AGAIN even if the character count does not raise.

I tried contacting the support e-mail of Newgrounds and I haven't got an answer yet. Is there someone who knows how to work around this glitch, or maybe there's a cool admin out there who can flag this issue?

Thank you so much and have a good one.

Oh damn... thanks Tom.

No, but I've found M and A rated games on the front page, even though I have the filter on for that content.

Does the filter ignore the front page or... ?

Maybe in a different collab of mine, but not this one. And... you're late anyway. So...

...go urinate off... and kill people at this point.

Yeah, we share many things in common me and Mr.Mundee. Especially the love of urinating in jars.

Tough question. Probably 60% character, and 40% true me. Probably around that percentage mathematically speaking. I don't know, people never really bothered it.

But hey, not everyone can take D-ray's hustle, I can understand that. So, carry on and don't let the door hit you on the way out.

@ColinsCreations, you are in now comrade, you Fortuna kisser! I don't I need to give you my impression on you as I already kinda know you, but just don't expect that I'll 100% choose you ok?

THE LIST IS CLOSED PLEBEIANS!

Thank you all for applying to my super cool interview! From this post onward, any new entries will be considered charity ads! AGAGAGHAHAHAGAGAGA!! I'm SOO B A D !!!

Anyway, now here's the FULL LIST of the possible "candidates" or however that's written in this stupid language:

• @TommyTheTaxEvader, I don't like you. No really, I don't. But there's a lot of people who I don't like out there that can still entertain me with something, one way or another.
• @THE-BOT-FLY, you are creepy, and I like it! I haven't yet met someone who draws in such weird and f*cked up style, so it could be interesting hearing the reasons you have and the ideals you hold. Or maybe you're just f*cked up, that's a chance too.
• @CrockettDK, knowing Wendoe ain't gonna give you a bonus, you know that? But you were faster than most people, and I respect that. I don't respect the weeb water though, get a REAL men (or whatever animal you are) drink, like an iced-tea or something.
• @Flikki, were you like in bio-suspension or something? Anyway, you gave me a "mid" impression, but if you are chosen, you'll be the first female starring in my interviews. I mean, as long as Wendoe isn't a female? Bruh, that little thing is weird... and I like it!
• @JJBolton635, I f*cking hate you, straight. But I liked your boldness, serious! Sooo... huh... maybe? Maybe? Pray whatever fake god you believe in, and I may choose you!
• @Skoops, feces, an aesthetically pleasing woman entering the diner just to talk to me? I'll never get a break from this curse. Anyway, you seem to hold interesting trivia, believe it or not. So... who knows?
• @captainsmilez, I was joking, you didn't really need to give your body for science. But since you got the last seat, if I were you, I'll start smooching with the blindfolded harlot and give my super cool interviewer D-ray a good time.

And there you have it!

Now the only thing you need to do is wait a day or two, but I think I have a clear mind on who's gonna get ditched and who's not this time, maybe it will take less.

And, to the ones who didn't make the cut, here's a picture of a cute doggy:

See ya peons!

Aww Colin! I was waiting for you, you mutt!

Sorry comrade but I can't put you in; you LITERALLY came a second late before closing the list.

You can... you know... "stop @captainsmilez from breathing" and I'll put YOU instead of him.

Otherwise, you'll have to wait for another opportunity, which I don't know when it will happen.

But hey, if you want to collab with the one and only D - R A Y on something else, I'm up for it!

Plus, Geo would probably be happy about it.

Sorry guys, the list is as full as the average Deviantart female now. BEAT IT.

Better late than never comrade.

You bet you won't.

This ain't a job interview, and even then, I'm not working in a zoo.

But sure, I'll take you in the list, mainly because I needed some paper to wipe my hairy butt tonight. I already ripped off all that manga's pages I found in the trash.

Well at least you are sober in clothing, so I think that checks out. Also, I have no idea who your dad is and I could care less. As long as you talk about art I'm down with whatever rambling you are on about.

If I see you smoke weed in my diner, I'll make you an anal aerosol with what has left of your blunt. But if you don't do that, you are ok I guess.

I can't count you in without a picture.

And if I were you, I would give my body to science... and also hurry up posting a picture because I would be the last one of the list of the incredibly cool and handsome D-ray.

So, hurry before someone else steals the last seat.

Or don't. Look, do whatever you please I have to take a dump now and tomorrow I have to wake up really early for my job n' stuff.

I highly doubt what you posted is yours.

But even then, you have no drawings on your profile. On what am I gonna interview you?

So I'll politely ask your "majesty" to read better next time.

Who lives hoping, dies moping.

Well ok the original version doesn't say "moping" but "sh***ing", but it doesn't rhyme in English.

Anyway, you are in the list. I'm interested in hearing what the person that DRAWN you to life has to say! Or at least I'll try.

It will be kind of tricky due to your "realistic" style, but if you can work it out well and it's a character that speaks for YOU (or it's you), sure!

However, you forgot the drink you want. If don't want anything in particular, I'll give you my specialty: "D-ray's Own Kidney Distillation".

If you don't want anything, I'll give you nothing. But I highly suggest you the "D-ray's Own Kidney Distillation", it's a GREAT drink trust me.

Ah yes! Me and Wendoe are very friends!

Anyway, that's cool, I'll just tell Scatole you want some "weeb water".

The opposite of "yes".

Cool, but you need to post your character here first.

"You thought you'd get away, didn't you?!"

...said Basile Giroux, before murdering the "poor" Justine Florbelle.

And today, so do I plebeians!

It's been a long time, but after having finished TWO big projects of mine recently (yes because I DO something in life rather than being you), I wanted to take a break and do another interview with another one of you goofs!

Last time, Wendoe (former "anima" of @WVDB) kept me company with his silly rambling and particular attitude telling stories about his artist self. Not only that, but he's my friend now! I still need to clearly understand what that means, but he's one, which is something I guess.

So... do you think YOU have what it takes to be chosen for my interview this time?

Since I'm pretty sure you have other "important" stuff to do, like jerking off to that cactus lady in the front page, or kicking puppies (equally indicative of a smooth brained specimen) I'll be quick to explain how it works.

The process is the same of last time, but with some minor update here and there:

1. You can either choose your alter-ego (artist persona, YOU basically) or an original character that speaks for you (better if it canonically knows you or something similar)
2. Tell me what would you like to drink (Scatole, thanks to Chefpod, has an ENORMOUS set of inter-dimensional ingredients to make drinks now, so anything is allowed)
3. Post your alter-ego, or original character that speaks for you, here (to break the ice mostly, but I need to practice in case I'll puke when I'll see you in person)
4. Wait until I decide with who I'd like to make my interview with (self explanatory, is not like you have anything important to do right?)
5. If you are chosen, we will decide a place to chat (available on Discord, Steam, Twitter and Reddit)
6. Once the interview is done, you have to draw your character in .PNG format as if you were in the same room as I am

ABOUT THE DRAWING PART (point 6)

I'll give you a doodle of the scene in which your character

will be sitting, and you will then draw him/her sat at my table in

a .PNG format (so I can add him/her to the scene I draw).

Anarchy is bad, and so taking a shower more than once a week, so here are the rules:

• No NSFW (can you draw something that doesn't flash breasts on people's faces, peon?)
• Proper clothing (I had to cancel an interview last time because of this, so dress up like you are going to the funeral of your only brain cell)
• Interview and drawing times can't go over 1 month (I do 80% of the work, you don't need more than a month to do your 20%; so if you have a job or anything that might heavily interfere with the time, DON'T SIGN UP PLEASE)
• Personal answers at your own risk (everything you'll say will be copy pasted and showed to the public raw, like Scatole's spaghetti lmao... I mean, be careful if you don't want to get cancelled or some inept thing like that)
• Swearing is allowed, but it will be censored (professionals have standards)
• Identify in your character (be sincere and as humble as possible, like the undersigned)
• Roleplaying actions are allowed (everything's cool, but if I hear one "owo" I'll kick your posterior out of my diner)

Once everything is done, the scene drawn will be posted on my profile, with the

entire script (adapted) in the description of it. Also, you will be obliviously credited for your work.

And that's it, thanks for considering to join in and... I mean, I really have to say it?

I care more about the boogers I have in my nose than being "socially polite".

Actually, I better stop pulling them out now that I think of them, last time I started bleeding again

and...

oh... right, uhh... see ya.

Any question, doubt or concern can be posted down here in the comments! I'll answer to everything!

Ah alright! Thank you!

Hey comrades!

I'm making a poop game in Game Maker Studio 2 for Newgrounders to play, and I wanted to add medals to it.

So, I looked up for the API on Negrounds.io and installed everything.

The functions all correctly appear in my project, and they probably work too, but they lack documentation on WHAT they do.

I downloaded them from here, and the text file in it refers to an information page that is this one.

However, said information page doesn't seem to contain ANY information on the Game Maker Studio 2 functions, like "ng_connect" and "ng_unlockmedal".

Am I dumb and can't see it, or is it actually missing?

Thanks bois.

@WVDB Hates the shit out of me and would never gift me a Super Scribblenauts DS cartridge if he had one.

Wendoe doesn't have a pp.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROOOOOOOOOOOOSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not depressed, just a little sad.

Not Ukrainian, just a very handsome Italian.

Not alcohol addicted, just someone who likes Tabasco a little too much.

Go to the 100 Rads Bar. You'll find ALL the depressed Ukrainian alcoholics that you want there.

Sorry, but I'm already engaged.

Yoooo, I'm not sleeping tonight.

What.

That's smiling Alexander Degtyarev from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Pripyat™ you uncivilized plebeian.

My pleasure.

Maybe 15 hours or less. I'm very undecided this time.