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Rough Massage

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Ah, nothing beats a relaxing massage or a good day at the spa. The ambience is great, everybody is always so zen. Maybe it would be nice to get a mud bath or a mani pedi. Ow, why is this guy punching me in the back? I'm not even at a spa. This isn't a video description anymore I'm just getting punched by somebody ow! Somebody get this person to stop punching me!


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I wish i have a cool massage therapist to punch the crap out of my back like this dude.

well i liked it and my opinion is the only one that matters

This was funny!

Awwwaaaaaaayyyyoooooooooooaaahhhhhh that hurts ahhhhhhhhhhhhhAwwwwwwwwwwwyyyyyyyyyy - that one dude 2023-2023

Funny because I do beat my patients up and they like it.

However as a therapist myself I gotta set the record straight:

"Masseuse" is a term explicitly used for female massage therapists. "Masseur" would be the term for male massage therapists. No therapist uses either term though, and a male would never call himself the feminine term.

The term ‘masseuse’ is an outdated word from 1876. They're also french words and nobody uses them anymore. Its like calling your flight attendant "stewardess". "Masseuse" also has sex-work connotations, a negative stereotype that was prevalent in the 80s.

The improper word use took away from enjoying it fully.

Topcatyo responds:

Considering one of the writers of this sketch is married to a massage therapist, we should have known better. That particular writer has been flogged, reprimanded, and fired out of a cannon.

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Dec 22, 2023
11:08 AM EST