This tutorial changed my life. I was a lonely nobody before. No one wanted to make friends with me, my dad left to get this thing called "milk", my mom died of skill issue, and my siblings all said "lol cya". I was living on the streets, just barely getting by, when suddenly someone tossed me their old phone. This glorious site called Newgrounds, created by Tom Fulp in 1999, was the first thing I saw on there. Immediately, I clicked on this tutorial. Something about it just drew me in. Maybe it was the icon? Maybe it was the name? Anyway, I played the tutorial and knew what I must do. I used this tool called Google to find the Vampires song. I went to Times Square (I don't know how I ended up there) and hacked into the Public Address system. I connected my phone to the Public Address system and began to play the song. It blasted through the PA, and suddenly everyone ran towards me. Their hands were all clenched in fists. They made it to me and started beating me up. As I'm writing this they currently have me pinned down and are hitting my ribcage with a metal bar. Thank you so much for changing my life.

It worked! I got the absolute shit kicked out of me!

Thanks!

instructions unclear. im lost in detroit

good job getting frontpaged mr puns

Thanks, worked like a charm