You can create things, you just choose not to because you believe that you can't.

You want to create something? It's as simple as opening MS Paint and drawing the first thing that comes to mind. Will it be any good? Probably not. But you created something, and by continuing to create you'll get better and better.

You know that women are just people, right? They're not some alien race with unwordly tastes in media

Animal crossing. Id love to just be a lil animal dude who doesnt have to worry about jobs, paying rent, bills, etc. Just catch bug and eat fruit

I'd love to see a modern remaster of the first 2 Shenmue games with updated graphics

What does "get fuck in his ears" mean

Battle for Bikini Bottom is a pretty great 3D platformer, but Kelp Forest is an awful level. It's dark and ugly, the challenges are very poorly designed with a lot of totally unnecessary backtracking, and the enemy placement is so random and unthoughtful. Luckily BFBB isn't too linear of a game so the level can be mostly skipped, but it means you'll have to do most optional objectives in previous levels.

I have no way of knowing what my first ever game was as I made so, so many of them as a kid using various different tools such as Scratch and Roblox.

My first ever game on Newgrounds, however, is Egg-Legs

My friend and I made this game in a week for a game jam and it really shows.

It was pretty clear that I was learning (and not fully understanding) a lot of new stuff in the Godot engine while making it. Most of the minigames are pretty poorly designed ideas that weren't completely thought through.

The game had basically no file compression causing it to take way too long to load in browsers.

The difficulty was too bullshit for the judges to beat it when they livestreamed all of the games in the jam, and when we gave them a debug code to help them get to the last minigame it completely bugged out and was unplayable.

I think the only positive of the game that people found was the personality and voice lines of the antagonistic, although this was also another negative for some players.

The game turned out to be a disaster, but the development of it and the feedback from players was a great learning experience that helped me in making other games moving forward.

The Vita is a phenomenal console when hacked. Full range of PS Vita, PSP, and PSX games from all regions as well as homebrew.

I'd love to see Shenmue 1 & 2 get a proper, from the ground up set of remakes.

angela anaconda was supposedly so horribly ugly that it indirectly caused a divorce

Whenever I'm done playing, I exit to the main menu. Even if I have nothing to do on the main menu, I just like exiting to it before closing the actual game

While I really like the look of amateur art (and especially love the squiggly jank of old flash art/animations), there's nothing wrong with clean looking art. I guess the only downside to it is that it wouldn't be as memorable to viewers as something drawn a bit less clean

Gooodoooooooot

I love Noelle from Deltarune, it's always good to be on that gay deer shit

It's updated whenever a game gets frontpaged

Simple answer: No

Don't force your way into adult spaces, you'd be endangering both yourself and the people who are actually meant to be in those spaces.

it's like assassin's creed but good

They're not very good, but they were kinda ahead of the game in terms of dual compatibility. As in, each disk contained an Xbox version of the game and an Xbox 360 version of the game, and it'd play the appropriate one based on which console you put it in!

I'm pretty sure most Xbox games nowadays have a similar functionality.

Tiny Toons: Plucky's Big Adventure is an absolutely horrible adventure game with terrible mechanics.

You know how a big part of adventure games is the inventory? In Plucky's Big Adventure you have two inventory slots, with the rest of your inventory being kept in a locker that you have to run over to, enter the locker combination for, and then sit through a loading screen each and every time you want to swap out items. And no, the game's puzzles aren't designed around this arbitrary limitation.

It also has some of the most incompetent graphics that I've seen on the PS1, most the rooms are almost completely bland and empty, characters are very few and far between, and all of the animations play at a noticeably small FPS.

The game only has 2 music tracks that struggle to play throughout the game, with the BGM often stopping, starting, and restarting whenever you enter a new room.

It is such an incompetently made game, but the most insulting part is that it was released in 2001. They shoulda had a fuckin grasp on the PS1 hardware by then, I've seen Net Yaroze homebrew that's more competently made than this retail shit show.

I'm very passionate about how much I hate this game.

Was never huge into the Gamecube, but Chibi Robo is a classic that really needs a port to modern platforms

Tony Hawk's Underground 2 Remix is a pretty spot on port of the PS2 game with new, optional levels

Probably Harvester. That game is nasty at times

Animations are a bit stiff but otherwise it looks nice n stylish

Plok

I've quick being an alcoholic, I've upgraded to heroin

Talk about all those weird "windows xp emulator"s

just draw a lil guy i dunno

draw a lil guy

it's just more generic baby horror

i liked it when joe biden went "SODAAAAAAA"